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How To Deal With A Bully

Learn how to deal with a Bully in Chapter 4 of my novel Johnny Oops. Only 99 cents on Kindle.

I tried to run away too, but I froze in fear. Vick taunted me, saying, “Where you going, faggot? How come Mommy let you out of the house?”

Stan pushed me over Don’s outstretched leg, and I found myself flat on my back. The pain creeping over me was a killer. Couldn’t draw a breath. Lungs exploding. When I started to figure out what had happened to me I couldn’t move. I wasn’t functioning. Couldn’t muster the strength to turn over and try to get up. I tried to raise my hands in front of me to protect myself, but I was paralyzed. My muscles tensed reflexively: as I got ready fro the beating I knew was coming. A sense of hopelessness and dread crept over me like a black hole that was sucking my useless body into the ground. Tried to pretend I was somewhere else. Didn’t work. I was in too much pain.

Before I could raise my hands or legs to defend myself, Vick, the leader of the pack, jumped on me straddling my thighs, and smacking me in the bridge of my nose with the palm of his right hand, while punching me in the stomach with his left fist. The blows came nonstop. Vick wore a big silver pinky ring. The damn thing split my lip. Blood flowed everywhere. The air whooshed from my lungs. I gasped for breath feeling I was going to pass out. Wishing I did. The warm, salty taste of my own blood, trickling down my upper lip from my nose, and into my mouth, making me nauseous. Wave after wave of crunching pain racked my body. I started coughing and couldn’t stop.

Your Version Of Reality – Is it a dream?

Are you ready for something unique, something with an edge to it, something that questions your version of reality? Johnny Oops doesn’t know if he’s a charlatan, a prophet, or even if he’s real, but he believes he’s delivering the word of God. As he crosses the country from coast to coast, it’s hard to decide if he’s more intent on spreading a message of caring and kindness, or in the personal dalliances he has with various women. Decide for yourself if the Dialectic Spiritualism religion he proposes, which promotes touching others in their private essentials, is a philosophical concept, or an excuse for his unending escapades.

In my novel, Johnny Oops, the surprises come non-stop. Walk with Johnny as he lives with the raging aggressive genes of a genius, spawns a seven-foot tall giant of a son, two precocious telepathic twin daughters named Precious and Pretty and a one-foot tall inner self named Inny. Join him as he races from one reality to another. Discover whether Johnny really is a prophet who can offer salvation and redemption or a phony who pretends he has experienced various rebirths and second comings.

Only 99 cents on Kindle. Just click on Johnny Oops under his picture.

Alien Writer Offers Nirvana To The Masses

Johnny is always testing life’s borders. Join him and discover how far you are willing to press your own vision of reality. Is God really a Game Master? Are we all bit players in a giant virtual reality game?

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PRLog (Press Release) – Oct 01, 2010 – Alien Writer Offers Nirvana To The Masses


New York, NY – A force so gifted with the ability to phrase things in a way that appeals to the masses—as if he were speaking to each of you individually, and offering you a heavenly service at the same time—is foreign to our understanding.

This alien force presents itself in a way we can all comprehend, and take pleasure in the story being told. No wonder people marvel at the grace and attention getting capabilities of this entity who writes with such passion and conviction that you assume it must be an alien force from out of this world.

Take heart it is only me. I am here to deliver a message to you from Johnny Oops, the principal character in my new novel. I am here to introduce you to something wonderful, something spectacular; something that only someone as brilliant as you can comprehend. I am here to help you immortalize your understanding of the different realities that face us.

It isn’t every day that you get an opportunity to read something that will help you start thinking about the art of the possible. This is the time to create a positive buzz about what you’re reading and learning. This is the time to infuse the public with the beauty and symmetry of what you are beginning to understand.

Johnny is always testing life’s borders. Join him and discover how far you are willing to press your own vision of reality. Is God really a Game Master? Are we all bit players in a giant virtual reality game? Is your sexuality inhibiting you from fulfilling your dreams?

No alien or foreign influences can keep us from our appointed duty. My words and I are at your service. Johnny Oops is available at a low introductory price of just $.99 on Kindle and Smashwords, and in print on Amazon at $14.95.

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Do You Test Life's Borders?

Johnny is always testing life’s borders. Join him and discover how far you are willing to press your own vision of reality. Is God really a Game Master? Are we all bit players in a giant virtual reality game? Is your sexuality inhibiting you?

Johnny's Virtual Reality World Becomes Real

Johnny is tired of living in the now, but he has little choice. He starts off as a fictional character in the novel Johnny Oops. Along the way his virtual reality world becomes real—at least to him. For the rest of us it’s hard to decide what’s real and what isn’t, just as in real life. How do you know you’re real, or if you are part of a new virtual reality that we don’t understand? Are we all part of a giant game constructed by some Game Master for his or her own entertainment or are we all God’s children?

Johnny Oops doesn’t know if he’s a charlatan, a sex maniac, or a prophet, or even if he’s real, but he’s convinced he’s God’s messenger. Don’t be shocked, but sometimes his actions are so outrageous, that he feels out of this world. He’s searching for his true identity and questioning if he’s real—scandalous goings on for someone who presumes to be a prophet and a messenger from God.

Johnny Oops is about our quest for reality. How our sexuality affects what we do. Reaching out to others to validate ourselves. The random acts of nature that rule our lives, and the ability to make choices that affect our destiny.

It’s about searching for the meaning of life. Trying to get closer to God. Keeping faith in the jungle and chaos of life. Trying to decide who is this higher power we seek salvation from, and determining our sense of the hereafter and immortality?

It’s about discovering our Promise—the ability to make a positive contribution to society, and the desire to do good that defines our actions. It’s about redeeming virtues, human weaknesses, and sometimes it’s about just plain sex.

Johnny’s actions all come down to the search to discover who and what every man really is, and why we react the way we do to our circumstances.

Unique and imaginative, Johnny is always testing life’s borders. Join him and discover how far you are willing to press your own vision of reality.

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Virtual Reading

Hi everyone. I will be giving a virtual reading at The Spinning wheel: An old fashioned cafe and bookstore for authors and readers at Kindle on Oct. 12, 2010. Please join us at:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cd/u/Fx1D7SY3BVSESG/-/Tx76EEQZ3C6U3D/178/-qz1m03o757n8