Johnny is the principal character in a novel by Arthur Levine called Johnny Oops. Johnny thinks he is a Prophet ordained to deliver the word of God, but sometimes it's hard to decide if he is a Guru or a Charlatan or a Sex Maniac. I leave it to you to decide.
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“Johnny, I can’t talk now. I’m on the phone with our local TV station. They are putting me on a conference call with their parent station in NYC. They love the idea of us getting married on TV. Isn’t it wonderful?”
“Are you taking a plane? Oh I forgot. You can’t fly. I love you. We are going to be married on TV. Isn’t it exciting? This will certainly stop all that nonsense about emasculating Johnworld. No one could possibly want that after they see all my Magenta grandchildren on TV.”
“Oh boy, wish I could fly on my own. Operator, this is an emergency. Get me on the next plane from Washington to Florida. My wife is getting married. I mean to me. We have got to stop this. No I’m not smoking anything, she is. Help. Outy get out here. I need you. Stop hiding.”