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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Excerpt - Johnny Oops - All of A Sudden

All of a sudden Jody turned red and started to sputter. “You’re not going to talk about our love life on that TV show are you? I’ll die of shame if you go into detail. Promise me you won’t mention we have been having sex twice a night for the last two weeks. Don’t you dare mention water bottles or vibrators or handcuffs, do you understand me? I don’t want anyone knowing about some of the kinky stuff you have me doing. Promise me or I’ll jump on stage and tell the world how you couldn’t get it up. If it weren’t for me you would still be sitting there nursing a limp digit. I don’t know what the hell our sex life has to do with spreading the word. ”

“ Only God knows what I am going to talk about darling. We are in His Hands, but right now you are in my hands, so relax and enjoy yourself. You know you can trust me. I’m a passionate Prophet. I’m God’s Messenger. Maybe I’m going to be as close to God as you are going to get right now.”

“Oh my God Johnny, you are driving me wild.”

“That’s what I just said.”


  1. Pretty wild stuff...So is he a prophet or just has a good line :)

  2. Hi Arthur,

    What a nice blog spot you have. LOL This is my first visit and I am very impressed. All of your thoughtprovoking questions regarding dipping are very intersting.

    1. Skinny Dipping is Better Than Double Dipping. I am not sure but we will all be very skinny and down to our sinny's if we don't stop the dipping,and spending.

    2. French Dips and Double Dips. Not sure what you mean, but since I am half French, I will go with the French Dip. You indicated we had to dig down deep to get it. That makes me think we need to dig deeper into our pockets and help take back our Nation before we lose our freedom and rights to be spiritual people.

    3. This Isn't Your Grandfather's Double Dip. This is the most profound statment you have made and it is so true. They may have lot most everything but they did not loose their freedom or right to believe. Our nation has become very self-destructive and all the spending and dipping must stop. It is time to pay back our debts and take back our country before it is too late. We are just a breath away from losing everything. Taxes are inevitible and our only option even though it is not a happy solution. We must get through the difficult times to be able to get back on our feet. It is going to difficult for everyone, but we must pay the price for all the waste over so many years.

    I liked your analysis of the New Middled Aged Group which are approaching their fifties and sixites (this would include me) and might do well to take the inspiration from this age group and learn to rely on their spirituaity and faith in God to help us live long and hope. This is so true, my friend. You indicated these people are inquisitive and looking for the inspiration to increase there spiritual knowledge. I also agree they are amoung the wealthiest in our nation (which unfortunatley, does not include me) with tremendous purchasisng power and the ability to be a dynamic force for Good. This is true assuming there spending will be for the good and help our nation's economy. Another fact, I agree with is they are spiritual and the most charitable. With their philosphy of "giving back" that promotes their feeling of kindness and caring.

    Now, if we can take these great people you of the New Middle Aged Group and use their wealth, wisdom and faith to help our country from self-destruction, we truly could have hope. The only problem I have with this is that these people are still a minority and unless we can ban together with other ggod groups, we will not have the power to take our county back and repair the major damage that has alredy been done. I guess this is where our faith comes in. We need to ask God to have mercy on us and continue to Bless our country inspite of the majory of those who do not have faith.

    I am sorry I took up all of your time and space but I like many of your ideas and concepts. And I also liked the excerpt of Johnny Opps. Especially the comment his wife made to him when she was afraid he would tell all about their love life when he went on the TV Show. She stated "If it weren't for me you would still be nursing a limp digit. haha Good smart lady. I want to check it out this book and see what Johnny Opps and his wife are all about.

    Best Wishes,

    Sunny @ Welcome To The Kindle Comfort Inn II

  3. Thanks for taking the time to make your comments, Sunny. I really appreciate them.